Rant/Rave of the Day

Discussion in 'Barracks' started by Kitty, Oct 6, 2007.

  1. Antipodean Andy

    Antipodean Andy New Member

    Yeah, nah, I'm not from Victoria so it doesn't really work...in my head. I am very antipodean though!
     
  2. Kitty

    Kitty New Member

    Nothing wrong with the way I think :>
     
  3. Antipodean Andy

    Antipodean Andy New Member

    Like, whatever...
     
  4. Pathfinder

    Pathfinder Guest

    RANT: I failed my computer course Word Processing final exam twice

    RAVE: I've been busy researching German and Italian P.O.W. camps during WW2
     
  5. Antipodean Andy

    Antipodean Andy New Member

    What on earth did you have to do to pass?!

    Obviously you didn't use Kitty's trick of supplying the lecturer with a top notch bottle of scotch. Mmm, scotch...
     
  6. Pathfinder

    Pathfinder Guest

    Well, let's just say that I totally suck at doing mail merge (100% for the first try and 0% for the re-sit).
     
  7. morse1001

    morse1001 Guest

    Ah! Bribery and corruption, it gets you everywhere!

    When I applied to UNi, I had to go for an interview, despite being in the wilds of Norfolk, the History Convener, came from Bellshill which is a five miles from where I lived at the time and do now!

    While on the course, I was told it was easy foir me to get a place because what i had done, was pulled out a bottle of whisky, then pulled out my bagpipes and said "here's a wee tune, that I composed inj your honour"! Instead of the grilling I got about the Middle east that I got because he was a specialist in the history of the area!
     
  8. morse1001

    morse1001 Guest


    Don't worry! I know what mail merge is, I know what it does. But I will be dammed if i said I knew how to do it on Word!
     
  9. Pathfinder

    Pathfinder Guest

    It's alright Morse :)

    I get to re-sit it for a third time next Friday. I just gotta read up about it in the manual.
     
  10. Kyt

    Kyt Άρης

    Bribery....or pity. I got onto my uni course because I think my interviewer felt sorry for me :peep:
     
  11. Antipodean Andy

    Antipodean Andy New Member

    I can understand that...:>

    Sometimes I wonder if I was a novelty when I did my postgrad...didn't quite look as cool as the teeny boppers...or show as much cleavage.
     
  12. Kitty

    Kitty New Member

    define 'cleavage' :>

    And OI! The Laphroig whisky was to ensure a 2:1 (for a First it would have to be a 20yro malt, and i couldn't find any)
     
  13. Kyt

    Kyt Άρης

    When a builder bends over...........
     
  14. CTNana

    CTNana Active Member

    Andy is there something you wish to share with us?????
     
  15. CTNana

    CTNana Active Member

    Well you're never too old to learn - I've been dabbing perfume on the wrong bit for years!!!!!
     
  16. spidge

    spidge Active Member

    Well I think we all know which isn't the preferable Real Estate.
     
  17. John

    John Active Member

    Pardon me while I Blush
    :poster_oops:
     
  18. Antipodean Andy

    Antipodean Andy New Member

    Not at all. :becky:
     
  19. Kitty

    Kitty New Member

    so all those heels are your wifes? Even the ones the size of small boats?
     
  20. Antipodean Andy

    Antipodean Andy New Member

    No heels in this house - except for me. Jodi not too good on them due to old knee injury and I don't have the calves to pull them off...
     

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