How to kill an Australian

Discussion in 'Barracks' started by Kyt, Oct 7, 2007.

  1. Kyt

    Kyt Άρης

    Number 1

    Teaching an Australian how to drink a decent whisky/whiskey. Remember - asking them to slurp may cause serious injury or even drowning by alcohol. Only to be tried at Advanced levels

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  2. Antipodean Andy

    Antipodean Andy New Member

    Fortunately, like most good Aussies, I have been/am/was/will be a decent enough drinker to hold my own while watching the Ashes on TV. Fast learner...

    Mind you, Kyt's mainly to blame for the credit card bill so I may still get in trouble...

    Night all!
     
  3. Kyt

    Kyt Άρης

    woohoo, he's still alive.

    Night Andy
     
  4. morse1001

    morse1001 Guest

    Damn! We will have to think of something else! wonder if the chemist does hemlock!
     
  5. spidge

    spidge Active Member

    Nothing better to do today is it?
     
  6. Kyt

    Kyt Άρης

    Always have time to educate Australians :becky:
     
  7. morse1001

    morse1001 Guest

    Naw! its Sunday! there nothing on the telly until 8pm when Scotland take on Argentina at rugby! worse still because I am working tomorrow I cant have a drink to watch the match!:mad2:
     
  8. Kyt

    Kyt Άρης

    I need several drinks after watching Hamilton crash out of the Chinese GP - what a plank.
     
  9. Hugh

    Hugh New Member

    I am off for a week so I will have one for you.:headhurt:

    Regards
    Hugh
     
  10. morse1001

    morse1001 Guest

    You jammy b*****D!
     
  11. Kyt

    Kyt Άρης

    Hugh, I believe Morse is a Scotsman so you'd better have two.
     
  12. Hugh

    Hugh New Member

    Kyt,

    As a good Scotsman myself you can bet on it. I only hope it’s a celebration rather than commiserations. Either way though, I will have one for Morse. :)

    Regards
    Hugh
     
  13. Kyt

    Kyt Άρης

    Yes, I've never known a loss to interfere with a Scotsman's drinking. :)

    I must pop back upto Glasgow again soon - had some great times (even if it was mainly East Kilbride! :becky:)
     
  14. spidge

    spidge Active Member

    Do you know why both the Emu and the Kangaroo were chosen for the Australian Coat of Arms?

    They both can with great difficulty, but very rarely, take a backward step:)
     
  15. Kitty

    Kitty New Member

    Over a heeeeeeeeeuge cliff. :>
     
  16. Hugh

    Hugh New Member

    We lost...ohh well never mind...where’s that bottle of grouse or will I have a malt instead...better save the malt - ok grouse it is. :cry_smile:
    Regards
    Hugh
     
  17. Wise1

    Wise1 Getting Wiser!

    Did I hear scotsmen getting together for a drink, can I come too, please, please :)
     
  18. spidge

    spidge Active Member

    You are settling for a grouse and I am off to work!:cry_smile:
     
  19. Kyt

    Kyt Άρης

    And I'm :cry: seeing grown men :cry_smile:


    .....or am I :mosking: ?
     
  20. Antipodean Andy

    Antipodean Andy New Member

    And I'm at work!

    Guess we can't help being ahead of the times, hey Spidge? :becky: :Booty:
     

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