Seditious Children's Books

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  1. Adrian Roberts

    Adrian Roberts Active Member

    I thought you might enjoy this list:

    Seditious Children’s Books

    You Were an Accident

    You Are Different and That's Bad

    The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

    Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An l-Can-Do-lt Book

    The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking

    Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

    Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence

    All Cats Go to Hell

    The Little Sissy Who Snitched

    That's It, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption

    Grandpa Gets a Casket

    The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator

    The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy

    Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way

    Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share

    Things Rich Kids Have, but You Never Will

    Pop goes the Hamster... and Other Great Games

    Your Nightmares are Real

    Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

    Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

    Strangers Have the Best Candy

    Some Kittens Can Fly!

    Getting More Chocolate on Your Face

    Where Would You Like to Be Buried?

    The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of ...Hey! Let's Go on the Playstation!

    When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer, They Say 'God Did It'

    Garfield Gets Feline Leukaemia

    What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?

    Why Can't Mr Fork and Ms Electrical Socket Be Friends?

    Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Only Your Household Pets

    Babar Meets the Taxidermist

    Start a Real-Estate Empire with the Change from Your Mom's Purse

    The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead

    How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your Elementary School

    Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear
     
  2. Kyt

    Kyt Άρης

    i would love all of those in my library :becky: and the wait for the knock from child services :peep:

    Books that would now be banned:

    Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - encourages obesity
    The BFG - sizest
    Danny, the Champion of the World - children should be encouraged to take part and not be competative

    Any others (and not the obvious ones like enid Blyton please - choosing those is just toooooo easy)?
     
  3. liverpool annie

    liverpool annie New Member

    I saw this one the other week .... :becky:

    Olive Oyl in Bondage or The Story of O
     
  4. Antipodean Andy

    Antipodean Andy New Member

    Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - encourages cults
    The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe - children should not be made aware of a whole new world when coming out of the closet...
     
  5. Adrian Roberts

    Adrian Roberts Active Member

    "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" - I'm amazed Roald Dahl got that title past the publishers; people are a lot less naive now!
     
  6. CTNana

    CTNana Active Member

    Any Lewis Carroll book must encourage drug taking!

    As a child I loved "The Water Babies" by Charles Kingsley. I really don't remember how my children reacted, but when I read it to my elder grandaughter many years ago I thought it was awful.
     

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