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Stupid Things Famous People Say

Discussion in 'Barracks' started by liverpool annie, Jan 24, 2009.

  1. liverpool annie

    liverpool annie New Member

    Most are American - though I'm sorry to say that even the British Government got in there !! :D:D


    Famous people say the darndest things!! Sometimes, these statements are so crazy sounding that they can make you down right afraid! At the very least, they will make you wonder about the people that we have made famous!!

    "I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to." - Shaquille O'Neal, basketball player, on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece

    "The world is more like it is now then it ever has before." - Dwight Eisenhower, 34th President of the United States.

    "When I see someone who is making anywhere from $300,000 to $750,000 a year, that's middle class." - Fred Heineman, former Republic representative from North Carolina

    "That's not a place where I'm considered good-looking." - Mark Hoppus, founding member of the pop punk band blink-182, on why he's never been to Kenya.

    "A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it is written on." - Samuel Goldwyn, early Hollywood movie producer.

    "We are sorry to announce that Mr. Albert Brown has been quite unwell, owing to his recent death, and is taking a short holiday to recover." - Parish Magazine

    "I think the team that wins Game 5 will win the series. Unless we lose Game 5." - Charles Barkley, NBA Basketball Player

    "I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me." - Andre Dawson, former professional baseball player, on being a role model

    "The internet is a great way to get on the net." - Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

    "Cod are not very good swimmers so they are easily overtaken by trawlers and nets." - British government report on why cod fish are disappearing from the North Sea

    "For most people, death comes at the end of their lives." - Radio broadcaster, UK

    "I wouldn't run for president. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house." - Bono, lead singer, U2

    "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." - Greg Norman, Golfer

    "Most lies about blondes are false." - Cincinnati Times-Star, headline

    "The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing." - Dizzy Dean, former professional baseball player

    "A bachelor's life is no life for a single man." - Samuel Goldwyn, early Hollywood movie producer.

    "Half this game is ninety percent mental." - Danny Ozark, Phillies manager

    "Bruce Sutter has been around for awhile and he's pretty old. He's thirty-five years old. That will give you some idea of how old he is." - Ron Fairley, Giants' broadcaster

    :rolleyes:
     
  2. war hawk

    war hawk New Member

    Dwight Eisenhower scares me:rolleyes:
     

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