Higher rank implies greater responsibility. And i'm not about to hand over anymore responsibility to people who wear speedos, who's idea of gourmet food is a barbie, and who complain when they see a cloud in the sky eep: :>
Mmmm, sunny Christmas. Blue skies, warm sun, green grass...wait, I'll be in Melbourne..., brown grass, a walk to the beach for a walk along the sand and then back home for another cold beer....sigh. Not sure I'll be thinking of you Kitty but you never know.
Not now that she knows about your speedos! I wish I could get angry with your comments but I haven't stopped laughing at each one - but then I'm old enough to have been flattered, not offended, by wolf-whistles. Not sure that Kitty will be so accommodating though!